Bus conductor
Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.
conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?
Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen
hahahahahaaaaaa....
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2623 views
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