tabdili
Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna
number likh k dikhao,
<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala
Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.
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