machis ki tili
Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.
2nd jalai, na jali.
3rd jalai, wo jal gai.
Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,
or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1924 views
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