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Pathan ne makhi k dono par

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Arbi Bathroom mein

1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,

PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,

logo ne pucha to bola,

Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher Pathan se

Teacher Pathan se:

Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?

Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)

Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Yaar molvi

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar hai

Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar

hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..

DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??

Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!! :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Road Per Ghoraa

Pathan Road Per Ghoraa (Houxe) Chala Raha Tha
Signal Tora Toh Trafic Wale Ne Citee Bajae
Pathan Ghoraa Bhagatay Hue Ghoraay Ke Dum Oper Kaar Kay Bulaa
Lay Kar Laay No Note.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega
Hum Ne Sham Ko Raksha B Chalana Hota Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mere Mohalley Wale

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Next Stop

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
try again

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sir Mene Khabar Ko

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ustaad Pathan Se

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Apna Mobile

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)