aek ghante baad
Pathan Apny Bety k liye
Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti
Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum
1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1104 views
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