Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 537 views

Khan ki bivi chali gai aur khan bi

Khan ki bivi bhag gai,dosray din khan bi ghar chor kar chal nikla.
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Wo kiun?





Kahaen wo wapas na aa jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ab bhago

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Philosophy exam

A college student in a philosophy class was taking
his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply
said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a
question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

cousin ki shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.

Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)