Ladki: Maa mai Shadi

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..

Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki

Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki

Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath

Aur

Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya

Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or

Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai

Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai

Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
.
.
.
.
Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(

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