Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

student

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Meri billi mar gai

GOLU:Meri billi mar gai
MOLU:kese mari

GOLU :Maine use nahala diya tha
M- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
G-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Difference between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
& Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan on women's day

Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?


Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tum Par Beete Gi To

Tum Par Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jao Ge,
Faraz..
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Koi Nazron Ke SamNe Se Biryani Le Jae To Kitna
Dard Hota Hai..
(".)/ Oye 1 Niwala
<)) To Khila De
_/ à/_ Yaar....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)