Agar tum ek jungle
Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...
Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...
Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..
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