GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai

BF: Agar Pakdi Gai To?

GF: Apka Number “Battery Low” Nam Se Save Hai, Jab Bhi Apka Phone Ata He Maa Kahti He Charge Kar Le Beta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gye ,

Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao

Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.

Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai

to larke ne pucha ap kon?

Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??

Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi

Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa goes to a chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

leave me alone

I am looking for a bank

which can perform two things

for me

Give me a loan, and

then leave me alone

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar
Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)