Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash
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