Santa call to FM Radio

Santa call to FM Radio I hv found wallet with Rs 15000 of Mr. Shyam
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 698 views
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Santa ke ghar chor aa gia

Santa ke ghar chor aa gia
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Se Loot Maar

Pathan:
Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya

Friend:
Lekin Tery Pas To
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Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!

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teacher:stand up

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5wa Kaha Gaya

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Police:- triple riding is
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Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
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Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

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Double vaat

Double vaat!!!
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

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Santa: I gave a moving

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Pakistanion ka naara

Jo marzi ho jae pakistanion ka aik hi naara hai.


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pakistan zindabad

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Rubel bara dukhi tha!

Rubel bara dukhi tha!
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