Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

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