Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 755 views
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