Search Results for 'Kiss'

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
mene larki ko phasaya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?



Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girl

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girls

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Is dress ka kya price hai

irl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
lets start with kisses...

Girl: I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.
Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I can kiss without touching

Boy: I can kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girl: OK
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Boy kissed her
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Girl: U touched me
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Boy: Oay khapp na paa... ay lay 20 rupay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
aek pthan

aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo
to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Train main

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi
upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.
Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
girl rocks

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Sachin ki century

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki
century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo
tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey
gey...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I love you janu

Number dial karne se:
Ladka:I love you janu.
Ladki ki maa:oh, really.
Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.
Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?
Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)