Train main
Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi
upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.
Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views
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