lets start with kisses...
Girl: I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.
Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 603 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan molvi se:namaz wozu k bagair ho jati hai?
Molvi:nahein hoti.
Pathan:kaise nahein hoti me ne khud parh k dekhi hai.
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
.
.
.
Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
.
2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
.
3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
.
Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
.
We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ? Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Theory
Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed
But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The
New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front
Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It
Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got
So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes
And
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)