Sachin ki century

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki
century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo
tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey
gey...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 553 views
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