DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 850 views
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