I can kiss without touching
Boy: I can kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girl: OK
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Boy kissed her
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Girl: U touched me
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Boy: Oay khapp na paa... ay lay 20 rupay
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