Search Results for 'Kiss'

Beautiful Girl

Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.

GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.

suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
tea

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo.......

by zohaib (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj

Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay

Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay

Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes

Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Confidence Or Over confidence

Confidence Or Over confidence mai kiya farq ha.

Aap Apni GirlFriend ko Kiss kr sakte hain
Thats Confidence

Sirf Or Sirf Ap he kr Sakte Hain
Thats over Confidence!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”

Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my surgery”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place

Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 boy went to meet his GF

1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?

boy: To meet my girlfriend

mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of jhatka

Height of jhatka :
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Khoti ko kiss ker raha tha

Sardar Khoti ko kiss ker raha tha.
BV dekh kar heran reh gai.

Wai tenu sharam ni aandi KANJRAA

Srdar:
Hun assi tere chakar vich purani yari te ni chad sakday na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)