You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
.
.
.
.
....
.
Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 542 views
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