irl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 812 views

Height of double daring

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
stomach…:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”

admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo

Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,

Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,

Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please”

Aadmi Neend Mein Tha Isliye Mana Kar Diya Aur Andar Aa Gaya,

Par Fir Use Ehsas Hua Ki Kabhi Wo Khud Barish Mein Fas Jaye Aur Koi Uski Madad Na Kare To?

Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: “Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakka Chahiye?”

Santa Ki Awaaz Aayi: “Haan”
Aadmi: “Theek Hai Par Tum Ho Kahaan?”

Santa: “Yahaan Garden Mein Jhule Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itni Door Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?

Bus Stand Par Akeli Khadi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar,
Ladka Uske Paas Jakar Puchhne Laga.
Ladka: “Patna Kaha Hai?”
Ladki: “Bihar Mein”
Ladka: “Abe Yaar Yahi Pat Jaa Na Bihar Mein
Jaane Ki Kya Jaroorat Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dirty Memon

Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)