Search Results for 'Kiss'

Mor(Peacock) Morni ko

Mor(Peacock) Morni ko
kiss karne laga.

Morni use rok k idhar
udhar dekhnelagi,

Mor: Kya hua Janu?

Morni : Dekh rahi hu aas
pass Discovry wale to
nahi hai,

Saale MMS bana lete hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The boss came early

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office.

He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”

The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Benefits Of Learning Different Languages

Maan Apni Beti Ko Dantate Hue Kahti Hai.

Maan: “Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Kiss Kar Raha Tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu Nahi Kiya?”

Beti: “Maan, Main Use Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe To Bangali Bolni Hi Nahi Aati“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Murgi ne india pakistan

1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh

1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega anda uska hoga,

Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:= Ab humari bari hai.

Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class Mein Ye Sab Nahi Karna Chahiye

Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se Vo Kuch Jyada Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha

Jab Vo Nursery Class Mein Thha To Vo Ek Ladki Ko Kiss Kar Rahe Tha, Achanak Se Madam Aa Gayi,
Madam Gusse Se Boli: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi Wahi Main Wapis Le Raha Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ke Bachpan Ka Kissa

Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”

Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”

Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”

Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bechare Janwar Bhi Ab Darte Hai

Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,

Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,

Mor: “Kya Hua Janu?”

Morni: “Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana Lete Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye Baat Tune Chupa Ke Achha Nahi Kiya

Santa Apni Biwi Se Poochta Hai.

Santa: “Tum Bachhe Ko Kya Pilati Ho?”

Biwi: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice”

Santa Hairani Se: “Oye Tu Ne Kabi Bataya Nahi, Orange Juice Kiss Side Se Aata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kar Sakta Hai Koi Aisa Kaam

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.

Ring Mastar: “Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?”

Santa: “Main Aata Hoon Na Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachho Ko Pyaar Kara Karo

Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.

Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”

Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”

Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”

Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand Par Pahla Kadam Kisne Rakha Thha?

Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”

Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”

Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”

Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hog

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cultural Difference

In USA u can kiss in a public place but cant susu....

In Pakistan u can susu in a public place but cant kiss....

Aray hansa choro difference check karo...

by Aisha Habib (few years ago!)
Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.

Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha

“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,

Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,

Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,

Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”

Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine apni class mein

maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne
phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji to Laloo

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Laloo rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)