aek pthan
aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo
to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 960 views
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