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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In A Cricket Ground
Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar : Oye Yaar
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
:-)keep smiling:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patient to Doctor: Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad cricket khelney qabil ho jaoon ga?
Doctor: Bilkul
Patient: Wah ji wah, mein pehley kabhi naheen khela
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Patient: I am playing cricket in dream
Doctor: I am giving you medicine, you will be OK
Patient: But doctor, today I will not take medicine
Doctor: But why
Patient: Because may be today I make a century
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Best Break Up Ever:
A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls
Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial
Husband: Who is she ??
.
.
.
Wife: dont disturb me…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain?
Papa: Beta, Ussay Umpire Bana Dete Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.
Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.
Par Ham Indian Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)