2 Sardar Watching Match

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 703 views
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