Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls

Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial

Husband: Who is she ??
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Wife: dont disturb me…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1176 views

Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do

Agar Tum Chaho K Tumhary Paas Hamaisha Lougon Ka Hajoom Rahay.
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Tou Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Badsha ne Elaan krwaya

Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.

1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r

1 me wo jo nhi darte.

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.

Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.

Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.

Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mere Paas Naukri Hai

An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:
Mere Paas Degree Hai
Knowledge Hai
4 Logon Mein Baithne Ki Izzat Hai Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde to servant

Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)