I am playing cricket in dream
Patient: I am playing cricket in dream
Doctor: I am giving you medicine, you will be OK
Patient: But doctor, today I will not take medicine
Doctor: But why
Patient: Because may be today I make a century
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 842 views
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