Patient: I am playing cricket in dream

Doctor: I am giving you medicine, you will be OK

Patient: But doctor, today I will not take medicine

Doctor: But why

Patient: Because may be today I make a century

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 588 views

Patni ne kaha

Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte, shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the, Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SONEHRI BAAT

SONEHRI BAAT

NAIKI Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo

Jaisay Log Shadi Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kutte ke sath

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla
apne kutte ke sath.
Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha
jaa rahe ho?
Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.
Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shbana Maasi

NAME:Shbana Maasi
PASSI0N:Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:16/03/74
WEIGHT:95 Kgs
HEIGHT: 4’5?
COLOR:Dark chocolate black
BIRTH PLACE:Bhains C0l0ny
DREAM:Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)