is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1068 views

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

cozn

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Pathan

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

April fool

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

Do Sardar Jee Motor Cycle Per
Bomb Lay Kar Jarahay Thay
Rastay Main Speed Breaker Ki Waja Say
Jhatkay Lag Rahay Thay

Sardar Jee Ka Dost Bola:
Yaar Aaram Say Gari Chalao
Kahi Bomb Na Phat Jain

Sardar Jee:
Oo Tussi Fiker Hi Na Ker
Saday Pass Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)