Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad
Patient to Doctor: Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad cricket khelney qabil ho jaoon ga?
Doctor: Bilkul
Patient: Wah ji wah, mein pehley kabhi naheen khela
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 843 views
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