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Teacher told all students

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher told all students

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I LOVE PK

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..

Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Extreme Height of Positivity

Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tum Cricket dekhate ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han

Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao

Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Told All Students

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In A Cricket Ground..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U S til Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waiting For Highlights!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta watching match Dhoni

Santa & Banta watching match
Dhoni ne 6 mari

Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nhi CRICKET me hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rajnikanth super hero

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school whole day. Since then that day is known as “Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Due To Rain , No Match

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cricket Match Is Over Now

In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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