Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar gaya
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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