Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 930 views

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1 Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare abbu

Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?

Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.

Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?

Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhoni In Saari

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.

Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa and public are in full anger.

Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.

A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.

Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover

TeaCHer: AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover Doob RaHe Hu to Aap Kis Ko BachaoGe?
.
StuDent:Doob Jane Do Salon Ko WO 1 Sath Kia Kar Rahe ThAy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo

Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo hoti ho? girl- kyo bhagwan ne hame apne hatho se banaya hai.

Boy- kamini bol toh ese rhi hai. Jaise hme net se download kiya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)