Husband wife ko English sikha raha
Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha..
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Wife dopehar me husband se:"dinner lo Ji..
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
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Wife:"Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 2197 views
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Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!
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