Aap To Antaryami Ho Maharaj
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?
Santa: ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?
Santa: Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho
Jyotish: Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi
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