Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya.
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Aye Doston,
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,

Mummy Boli: “Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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