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Sarsar. I have not slept all night

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?
Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Height of Irritati0n

Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom; Cola

Me; Normal Or Diet ?

Mom; Normal

Me; Can Or Bottle ?

Mom; Bottle

Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom; NORMAL !!!

Me; Warm Or Cold ?

Mom; Get Out !

Me; Now Or Later ?

Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom; GUN !

Me; In The Head Or Body ?

Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Believe it

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his
friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
women

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
When someone touch

When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's
Ignorance.
When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.
When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le
beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell

Sardar didn't come for four days.

Lady asks why you come after i repaired my Bell?

He replied: I came & press the bell,button but no body opened the do

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"


Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pakistani Actresses

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Chiman is trying to commit suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ka exra

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat
Dard Hota Hai
Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is ur problem

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that
nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Married woman

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong
To Sleep With Married Women.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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