Sarsar. I have not slept all night

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?
Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 612 views
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