Sardar
A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell
Sardar didn't come for four days.
Lady asks why you come after i repaired my Bell?
He replied: I came & press the bell,button but no body opened the do
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 809 views
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha
Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key
Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola
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Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”
Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?
Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni
jaldi kaise agaya?
banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte, shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the, Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Girl Apne Boy Friend Ko Romantic Mood Mein Meessage Karti Hai.
Girl: “Agar Tum So Rahe Ho To Mujhe Apne Sapne Bhejo, Jaag Rahe Ho To Yaaden Bhejo, Ro Rahe Ho To Aansoon Bhejo”
Boy Replies: “Potty Kar Raha Hoon – Bhejun“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi ..??… :p :O :D :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen... Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)