Sardar ka exra
Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat
Dard Hota Hai
Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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