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Sardar said to doctor

Sardar said to doctor :P ore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss : Where were you born ?

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER : Can anybody

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi

Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?

Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?

Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to sardar

Teacher to sardar: You born in…?
Sardar: Amritsar

Teacher: which part in Amritsar..?

Sardar: what means of part, all body parts born in Amritsar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver

I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver Said,
"I Luv Dis Job !!
I'm My Own Boss,
Nd Nobody Tells Me Wat 2 Do"

Den I Replid:Aage Se Left Lena :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl To Slim Boy

Solid Insult"

Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,


Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 2 girl

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!



Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.

Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa pi kr Scoter pe

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,

SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Believe it or not

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan fractured!

Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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