A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views

Bathroom main bhoot

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

angerazon se phucha k kitney bachey honey chahiye toh unho neh kha 1

chinese seh phucha 2

punjabio seh 3 ya 4

pathan seh phucha to jwb mila
HA JAZBA E JANOON TOH HIMAT NA HAAR

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 charsi dusre se

1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi:

shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)