A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 993 views

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo

Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.

Boy-Bata kitne aye he?
Grl- Sirf 88 %

Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.



Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”

Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Weight Problem

Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,

Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..

Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.

Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baby Bear Wants To Live Somewhere Else

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)