A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 584 views

chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.

GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-yar banta apne India me

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nend main chalne ki aadat

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
.
Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi
kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya
Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao

Wo sharmatay howe bola

Miss G Tussi Naal Niki Niki Tolki Wajao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)