A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 813 views

Pathan bank lootne gya

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Keera uchalta hai

1 student class me bahut ochal raha tha
teacher:ap k papa ap ko amrood khilate hain?
Student:g han lakin ap ko kaise pata chala
teacher:ap k ander k keere se

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Driving Exams Worry Me

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.

Liz: I'm the examiner!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife chor ker chala gaya

Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)