Sardar
ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"
Iss pr sardar bola ..........
ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho
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