Tribute To Pakistani Doctors
Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 586 views
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She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
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Solid insult..:p
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
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GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya Khaali Bartan Me Spoon Firaane Laga..
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)