1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 687 views

Faraz ki Girlfriend ka Mobile Number

JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI)

Us ne mere mobile se meri girl friend ka nmbr nikal lya

Faraz

Aur aaj kal wo apni he Behan sy batein kr k khush hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aman To Chaman

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In Water?

Aman: Chamman: Fish, Chaman: Thik Ha Aur Chaar?

Aman: Fish Ke Brother, Sister Father And Mother

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ravana Went To Disco

One day Ravana went to a disco.

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya.

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that entry fee Rs.1500 per head

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)