humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:tumare pas 2 rotiyan thitmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:salan...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 855 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

X_ray

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head
show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe Bethe Thay
Aik Larka Aya
Or Sabse Aged Peer Ko Bola

Baba! Larki Nahi Set Hoti

Peer Ne Sabse Chote Peer Ko Kaha Chotu 1 Or Chatai Bicha Dey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi Road par pada tha

Sharabi Road par pada tha.

Policeman- itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Sharabi- mazburi thi

Policeman- kya mazburi thi?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police wala apne SON se

Police wala apne SON se.

School se apka result acha nai aya

is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band.

Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Letter from husband

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?

Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
...
Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is the difference

Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets knocked out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan on women's day

Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?


Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
u are crossing

judge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?

Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal Kya Cheez Nahi Mill Sakti?

Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Puchha Ki Baba Aaj Ke Jamane Mein Kya Cheez Nahi Milti Hai.

Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole, Kismat Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai Ye Do Cheeze

Jungle Mein Ghumta Hua Safed Hathi

Bina Affair Wala Jeevansathi
So Dosto Zara Sambhal Ke Jeevan Sathi Ko Dhundna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Expecting a reply

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

Bhikari Aur Pathan

FATHER: How Are Y

For pepsi "shahru

MALOOM HAI AAP BO

Raat ko 1 admi

Sentence Ko English Mai Tran..

Behtreen T0tka

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook