kun dil tum say milna chahtay hain

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 878 views
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