kahan ho?
B.v Phone pe:Kahan ho?
Husband :Ofce M Bzi Hu
Tum Kia Kar rahi ho?
.
Wife:KFC me Ap k pecha Bethi hu
or Bachay Poch Rhy ha Papa K Sath
Konsi Phuphou Bethi Hy?
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