Ek bacha apney abba kai saath
Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 821 views
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