Chand Par Pahla Kadam Kisne Rakha Thha?

Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”

Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”

Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”

Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hog

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1205 views
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