Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”

Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”

Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”

Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views

Phatan with Student Girl

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.

GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

gala check kerna hai

Husband Bivi Se: Pani Pila Do …

Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai

Husband (Gussey se): ” Nahi ” Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se “LEAK” to Nahi Hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sare Boyfriend Bevkoof Nahi Hote

Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.

Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”

Boy Friend: “Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)