Santa Ke Bachpan Ka Kissa
Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,
Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”
Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”
Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”
Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
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Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar
rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!
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Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha
Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“
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par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(
banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???
Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga
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Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
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Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai
ho,
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hu…
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Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
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Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...
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